Isabella: What’s pee mommy?

Me: It’s liquid that comes out of your body when you go potty. Sometimes you pee and sometimes you poop.

Isabella: It goes in here (pointing to her diaper)

Me: Yes it does. Soon you won’t need diapers and you’ll sit on the toilet like a big girl!

Isabella: And I’ll flush it.

Me: That’s right and then wash your hands (figure it’s never too early to start teaching that lesson!)

Isabella: And then I’ll get in a red car and drive off to a meeting.

Me: To a meeting?

Isabella: Yes, to a meeting like mommy does every day.

Me: Why would you do that?

Isabella: Because I’m a big girl!

What can I say, she’s 2 going on 32. Look out corporate America!

If you liked this, you might also like:

Bossy Pants

Opposite World

Crabby Pants