I have never picked fresh flowers from a garden.

Boy was I missing out.

I think I pulled a muscle swatting at a spider that was hanging down from my belt.

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I’m so glad kids don’t inherit the fears of their parents.

I do wish she had inherited my ability to lay down and go to sleep right away without getting up 800 times or crying.

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It’s amazing what a difference 10 degrees can make. 90 feels a lot better than 100.

80 would feel a lot better than 90.

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Samson broke out of the backyard tonight and then 30 minutes later, after I got him home, he stole one of Munchkins’ toys.

The old boy’s got some spunk in him yet!

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I still feel like that spider is still on me. Is it on me?

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Magic beans do not work.

Magic Mike, on the other hand, will work quite nicely for me tomorrow night.

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I’ve started adding mid-day walks back in to my work schedule.

I like it when I stumble across things like this on my walks.

The nasty blisters I developed on the back of my foot from wearing the wrong shoes I could do without.

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Now that the 4th of July has come and gone, the end of Summer will be here before we know it.

Better enjoy every minute of it while it lasts.

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